With tons of spiteful commentary!

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Take this quiz and find out how girly you are. Put x's beside each thing that's true. Each x that you put is one percent. Have fun!!

[x] My fingernails/toenails are almost always done [I haven't kept up on this lately. ._.;]
[ ] During the summer the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[x] My favorite toys as a child were Barbies.
[x] My favorite colour is pink or purple.
[x] I did <s>Gymnastics</s> ballet and dance. [I'm changing this because I'm sure it's just as girly.]
[x] I love skirts. [Because guys don't.]
[ ] Hollister is one of my favorite places to shop
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x] I love chocolate.
[ ] I've never had a real job.

TOTAL: 6

[ ] My hair is almost always straightened [Because curling your hair the way girly-girl icon Barbie has hers more than half the time definitely isn't girly.]
[x] I have at least 8 MySpace pictures. [I think half of them are... um... steak.]
[x] I usually go shopping once a week.
[x] I love to hang out at the mall with friends.
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earrings. [Being girly means I want people to die so I can have pretty things.]
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon. [Does it count if you go into one, point and laugh, and then leave? Oh wait, but I haven't actually done that.]
[x] I've gone to the beach to tan. [Not intentionally, but that's what happened.]
[x] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes. [Fuuuuu--dge, why?]
[ ] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach. [... how old is this thing? I could have sworn those were popular 4 years ago... in 2005...]
[ ] I change my icon weekly.
[ ] I wear a shower cap. [Um... question... do these keep your hair from getting thoroughly washed or something, or screw up your hair in an attempt not to wash it? I don't get it.]

TOTAL: 5

[ ] I don't shop at Hot Topic. [Because glittery Hello Kitty keychain charms and Strawberry Shortcake aren't girly.]
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me. [Because becoming a mecha is girly.]
[ ] I wear mascara every day. [Because guys don't. Er, wait... nevermind.]
[ ] I've been or am on a diet. [... what if I recognize I should be on one?]
[x] Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat. [... what... the... heck? Because sheepies apparently aren't cute.]
[ ] Big sunglasses are hott. [Wtf is "hott"?]
[x] I have gotten my nails done before. [I hope you don't mean paid for it, too.]
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels. [MTV? Girly? Was it girly in 2005?]

TOTAL: 2

[x] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys! [Probably not in the same middle school-ish way this implies.]
[ ] I love to have gurls do my hair. [I'm not letting any gurls near my hair, and I don't really appreciate when girls mess with it, either.]
[ ] I give and receive hugs from all my friends.
[x] I hate bugs.
[x] Carnivals are so fun!
[ ] Summer is THE best season. [Spring flowers are definitely not girly.]
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[ ] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor. [I thought girly-girls might like boy band guys better or something. Apparently they have much more medieval tastes than I remember.]
[x] Musicians are so hot. [Mmm... Mozart is so hot. ｬ_ｬ *marked for Hyde and Gackt]
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours. [Girly-girls don't care what the guy looks like nor how much of a jerk he is to her, as long as he writes her one poem and tells her she's beautiful at one point, lolololcoughliarscough.]

TOTAL: 4

[x] I am self-conscious.
[x] I cry often.
[ ] My car smells like vanilla or cherry. [Flowers definitely aren't girly, and cherry is nine thousand and one times girlier than strawberry or candy or chocolate. Oh wait, my inner-girly-racist who looked ahead in the checklist says no to chocolate]
[x] My dishes get washed more than once a week. [... but as my sister says, I'm not the one doing them.]
[x] I don't do sports.
[x] I HATE to run.
[ ] I squeal when I am surprised or angry. [I'm kind of trying to imagine an angry girl squealing.]
[x] I eat dried fruit as a snack. [This seems kind of... random? You mean as opposed to a meal or dessert?]
[ ] I love romance novels. [Erm... I thought this genre was for much, much, much, much, much older ladies.]
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute. [It doesn't get much girlier than being a girl who finds other girls cute.]

TOTAL: 6

[x] I dance a lot.
[x] I usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house. [I call it sleep.]
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[x] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] Every part of my outfit needs to match.
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[x] I would love to have a photo shoot. [Then, as marked in the previous section, I'll cry about the results.]
[x] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day. ["Lip stuff." Anyway, I need to.]
[ ] I wish I were a model. [We're just going to pretend I didn't see this one.]

TOTAL: 5

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.
[ ] I have been something that was semi. [Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?]
[ ] I own Uggs.
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music. [Um... is this... still the girly quiz?]
[ ] I pop my collar.
[ ] I like to be the center of attention. [Guys don't.]
[x] Guys with Mohawks are crazy. [Guys don't agree.]
[ ] Horses are beautiful. [Traumatizing up-close experiences.]
[x] I'd rather not pay attention in school. [Guys wouldn't.]
[x] Cats are adorable.

TOTAL: 3

[x] I write my own music. [Uh... guys don't?]
[x] I would love to visit Hawaii.
[x] Valentine's day is so cute!
[ ] White is better than black. [Racism is girly. See: Prussian Blue, I guess?]
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black. [I guess a truly girly girl would kill herself before grieving for a funeral.]
[x] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.
[ ] Hate the grunge look.
[ ] I love to read magazines.

TOTAL: 4

[x] I love to gossip. [._. Shuuush, only about one awkward who's fun to joke about, in a way.]
[x] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid. [... what if I still do? T_T;]
[ ] I love Celine Dion. [Speaking of old checklist, this is all vaguely familiar.]
[x] My bubble baths are 1-2hrs long. [Lol bubble baths, yeah, when I have them.]
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned. [Don't underestimate war, girls.]
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other. [Um... but guys don't do this, too?]
[x] I like little kids. [Not in THAT WAY, people.]
[ ] Diet drinks are the best. [Especially ordered with that burger AMIRITE?]
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian.
[x] I refuse to eat at McDonald's.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] I check my MySpace every day. [Isn't it Twitter now? Does this thing have a datestamp? I check deviantART every day, though.]
[ ] I love life!
[x] I have a lot of jewelry!
[x] My screen name(s) have x's in them. [x! Like in Phoenixe! I always thought X's were something boys used to look cool like "xXSephirothXx" or for girls to look... eh... xoxsuperxhottiexox... you know what? Nevermind.]
[ ] Either one of my MySpace names has/had <3's or in them.
[ ] I would never want to be the opposite sex. [Girly girls sure do love their PAIN.]
[x] It's not what he/she said it's the way he/she said it.
[x] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed.

TOTAL: 4

Now add up all the total points and put "I am __% girly" for the subject if you steal or get tagged. [No.]

I am 46% girly. Yes, I added it perfectly.
That's just wrong.
We'll divide it in half for wanting to be a guy instead half the time.
23%.